I didn’t fail chemistry B) swiggity swag
Ehh oh my god the fricking kid came over again and I was against a wall and he was like so come here often I’m yeah it’s fucking school like wtf don’t do that thank god he’s fricking leaving holy shit I’m gonna cry and he keeps calling my pretty and then telling me that he doesn’t have a crush and I hate this oh my god thank god I will never have to see him again seriously that was so uncomfortable
98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party
“pass me a joint”
i rip off my arm, crying as i pass the detached extremity to my friend
well they said you was long gone
i just laughed and said
alright bring her home tonight
and i heard you was graciously put on
i just laughed and said good night
guess it’s alright
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
a quick sketch of the soldier of love and justice
Come back and make up a goodbye,
let’s pretend we have one.
-I love you.
Meet me in Montauk.
“I wonder how the boy feels…”
anime ended the cold war
hey you reblogged my post wanna go out with me